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The light smoke falls, the furniture floats
The sun rose in the middle of the night
The people walking on the roof
Are upside down, what a sight
I walked out down the stairs
Of course, it was from bottom to top
I saw him catch me unawares
And before he started, I said Stop
He drew his sword and said Please Wait
Gave me my wallet and all his loot
Then, politely, excused himself
And, someone, then failed to shoot
A bullet flew out of me, into a gun
Melded with the case and cocked the hammer
A loud hissing sounds was heard
And a finger moved off the trigger
Chop it down, chop it up
Throw out the gum inside your cup
Laugh with strangers at an inside joke
Watch the earth sway like a drunken bloke
Ten dollars says you win this bet
Yep, this is the weirdest day yet